I changed my tire completely alone.. I could totally win survivor
Its my greatest physical accomplishment
remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
Randomize
