Christians are straight up FREAKS
I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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