why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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