just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
your like the ambassador to my penis.
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
Nobody cheats on THIS.
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