As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
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Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
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Please come and kill me with a brick you dont even have to be nice about it just smash myfucking skull in this is the worst hangover ive had for at least a week
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
They were shocked that I could handle my liquor so well. I'm half Irish and half Russian. This is what I'm made for
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