Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
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I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
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Look on the bright side, one day you will get to tell your grandkids how grandpappy got roofied on his 21st and woke up in a for sale house missing his shoes
He just pulled a Spanish chick using google translate!!!! We are at the bar and she speaks zero English. Hes a fucking magician!!!!!!
I'm so high that hamburger just went up my nose. Mustard BURNS
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
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