Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
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