Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
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I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
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it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
I was so drunk I asked my mom if she had always been my mom or if it was someone else for a while
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