YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
Let's go get our ovaries removed together. It'll be like bonding by getting mani/pedis, but with more vicodin and less unwanted pregnancies.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
Just got a 200 dollar safe, two jars, and a 500 pack of rubber bands.. This doesn't SCREAM drug dealer does it?
...you should fill the cart some more
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
Just FYI: if you happen to notice a liquid of some sort on my kitchen counter with an interesting color/ texture, don't taste it
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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