I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
Did you just see the Batmobile???
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!?
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
Also I'd apologize for texting you flipping my shit about the science of hair growth while I was shrooming last night but we know each other better than that
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
I woke up, topless, my car was parked funny so I threw on my hoodieto go fix it and found a jello shot in my pocket. where did I go last night?!
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
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