Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
Immediately after I scarfed down an Applebee's appetizer trio for lunch, my boss sent me on an hour long road trip to pick up some parts. Great. I can't wait to shit my pants on US-31 South.
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
My greatest achievement in life thus far is being the go to friend when you have questions about butt plugs.
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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