whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Bro, I met the coolest hottest chick tonight and she has the hottest friends.
Where are you?
Strip Club
just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
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