You can't motorboat a personality
That bar we were at last night smelled like cougars. Virginia Slims, Aqua Net and Summer's Eve.
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
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we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
Okay I woke up in my room, snuggie on, had a water bottle in my hand my tv was on Disney channel and my cigarettes are gone. And I deleted every text in my phone but one that said 'you are absolutely welcome'
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
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Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Heroically.
I just picked up my phone and one shoe from the man mowing the lawn next to the ice rink. He found them in a tree.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
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