I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
I should be sponsored by Trojan
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
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