Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
I've been alternating between telling people I was mauled by a bear or hit by a car to explain the massive unexplainable bruise on my leg. Slightly more worried now that the car idea is believable.
This is a mass text. Surprise drug testing at work today. Either I've finally got to fuck my boss or I've got to quit to make this all go away. Please respond with option a or b.
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
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