So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
I woke up hugging a box of cheerios that had "wonder woman" written in sharpie on it. So much for a sober night.
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
I used an emoji to tell him I was pregnant. I should feel bad about that, right?
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
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