I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
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Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
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I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
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