You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
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