The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
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