"it" just moved
She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
Buhtt sex?
I'm seriously so bored I'm seeing how many rooms I can masturbate in before I get caught.
Four. Poor grandma...
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you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
they call him Oral-B. enough said
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
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You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
There's "red head", "preppy white girl" and "the two Asians I dated and now everyone thinks I like Asians"
Your dating history is like the united colors of Benetton
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
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