Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
you would pick up someone in the library
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
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i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
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Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
Drake has all the answers
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
Went as "Party on, Wayne." And left as, "Partied out Wayne in a foot boot with new medical bills." Fuck Halloween...and vodka.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
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