Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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