im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
Woke up this morning on my doorstep in a basket with a branch, a lipstick lightning bolt on my head and a sign that said "the boy who lived." i love you guys.
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
Why can't all sociopaths be as fabulous as me?
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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