Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
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think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
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I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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