i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
I only knew it was midnight because i got happy new years texts while i puked outside
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
I am literally too baked to press the call button. How am I supposed to bone him?
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
I often worry that if I get famous, people from my past will recognize me and start talking to the media
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