I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
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It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
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I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
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