I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
If I ever start a band I'm gonna name it "Nancy Reagan's Vagina"
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
apparently breaking a beer bottle and then throwing up in a urinal is a terrible way to pick up girls.
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I awoke this morning to a naked boyfriend flying a remote controlled shark around his apartment. This is my life.
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
Well I just put wine in my tea
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
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