the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
If you start sounding at all like you're even remotely in love, expect a lecture on the merits of being a single woman with a vibrator.
This is why we're friends.
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
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I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
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I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
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