ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
I drunk-cried for all conjoined twins everywhere the other day.
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
Holy shit dude........stairs
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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