If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
My roomate asked me why she found condoms in the pringles container. I don't know what to tell her
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
When did we convert life to cartoon?
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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