yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
i just ordered an al pacino with double mocha at starbucks.. i'm waiting to see how long it takes the chick to realize what i said.
I just left the house and 2 chicks are in the kitchen making breakfast. Might want to get up.
I'm up, no shirt, and staring at a breakfast casserole. Who are these girls?
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
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