Where you are. You must stay where you are are
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Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
I wish Michael J Fox could read me bedtime stories
He could rock you to sleep
I just woke up on my kitchen floor using a yellow pages as a pillow and surrounded by plants that used to be in the garden around my apt building, can't wait to see the security tapes for my eviction
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
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