Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
I tried doing a handstand in the middle of the bar and I ended up kicking this old guy in the face and broke his glasses. Thats how I got kicked out
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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