I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
I don't even have to sign up for karaoke at duncans anymore. The karaoke ppl just sign me up themselves. Without my consent. I also sang stacys mom to some lady named Stacy who's mom died yesterday.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
Dude did I even see you at the bar. Cause I was for sure there then the next second apparently I was crying next to my Christmas tree because nobody believed in me.
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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