so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
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