i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
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