3.50 mugs at the bar.
Nah man, im with an ugly chick. Im waiting til everyone's drunk enough tonight, they don't notice.
How ugly, and does she have friends?
Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
can u get pink eye on your cock?
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
Dude, you screamed I AM THE WALRUS while giving a statue of Ronald McCdonald a lapdance. You were NOT sober.
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