dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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