I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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