His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
woke up on my stairs with half a hot dog beside me and the last text I sent was "i make hot dog in toasTer" .
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
He made a fake guest pass that was just a note card with "I'm here. Me." written in sharpie, and tried to convince the security guard it was real.
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
I can empathize with sociopaths, serial killers, demons, gods, and monsters....straight white males are literally the only barrier to my 100% empathy rate. I don't get it.
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
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