I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
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