Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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