idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
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