so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
I thought you were single?
I am. But thats cuz no one wants to marry shame and regret doused in tequila. But thanks for reminding me ya dick.
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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