What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
I just used the proceeds from selling my ex's engagement ring to fund my first date with another girl.
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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