If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
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