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I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
So what's it like to be pregnant?
It feels like I'm hungover and when I was drunk I was kicked off a mechanical bull and then trampled.
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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