Why don't I have your new number? And who have I been texting?
I just bought Christian paraphenilia at Borders for my dad's bday. I had the urge to tell them it wasn't mine, like I was buying laxatives or a dildo
Hahahaha. You probably would have been more comfortable buying either of those than what you just bought
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
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