Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
You haven't lived until you've watched a retriever try to bring back the condom you just threw in its master's garbage
I swear to god little potato creatures live inside Belvedere bottles and claw at your throat as you swallow shots.
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
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