I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
Life lesson #57: drinking whisky out of apples leads to threesomes.
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
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You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
I asked the subway guy how many cookies he thought I could smuggle into the bar. He said it looked like a 6 packer. he was correct
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
My mom legitimately hired a private eye on me. DO YOU KNOW HOW EXCITING MY LIFE JUST GOT???
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
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This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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