also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
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girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
There is no amount of alcohol that can make me forget I had a Jimmy Kimmel sex dream
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I'm wearing a suit and have no chance of getting laid or robing a casino. I consider this opportunity a failure
Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
Never remove your contact lenses after eating an entire bag of spicy doritos.
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
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