Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
What's everyones problem with my costume?!
It looks like a unicorn came on your face.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
In case this wasn't clear when i said being his wingman was "hopeless", his date walked out on him when he poured a beer on his head trying to shotgun it
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
Apparently I thought every drink in my house needed to have a buddy so I put some vodka in each one. Long story short being wasted at work because the gatorade you brought is 60% liqour is not a great idea.
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
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