Its about making memories worth repressing
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
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It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
winnie the pooh came out of nowhere and offered me a burrito...it was a fucking amazing burrito.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
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At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
I have so many feelings about this burrito
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
At one point, the bartender wrote out the words "please kill me" on some receipt paper and slid it across the bar to me.
someone at the bars was yelling at the bouncer to let him in because he "just passed through the 7 levels of the candy cane forrest" soulmate?
go meet him and give him your number.
I'm too drunk to remember your name. I'm too drunk to recall where i'm currently at. And i'm too drunk to give a shit.
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